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Zombies are people too.
Welcome
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC
BLESS THIS MAN I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
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Omg so cute
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This is why we have the Internet.
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I don’t understand why asking people to eat a well-balanced vegetarian diet is considered drastic, while it is medically conservative to cut people open and put them on cholesterol-lowering drugs for the rest of their lives.
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“SIT LIKE A LADY”
“NO”
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Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time
he tried his best
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This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
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Live fast die young bad cats do it well
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